Over the phone with Yide last night.
Yide: Ailin, I have something to ask you.
Me: Huh what?
Yide: Do you know that the earth is round?
Me: (-__-||) Ya.
Awhile later….
Yide: Ailin, I have something to tell you.
Me: What? The Earth is round? I know.
Yide: No.
Me: Then what?
Yide: I am very hungry now.
Then he continues to whine about how hungry he is……..
Yide: Ailin, I have something to tell you.
Me: I know that the earth is round.
Yide: No.
Me: And I know you are hungry.
Yide: No.
Me: Then what?! (Very agitated)
Yide: Do you know that the earth is round and I am very hungry.
That moment, I had a strong urge to slap Yide’s face. Damn.
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